Pistola gets all Merriam on her readers...

Hello again,

How is every one?

I couldn't sleep last night. Usually when the insomnia settles in I start thinking of various scenes from my past. These typically aren't pleasant; most often they're full of regret, shame and anxiety.

Last night was different. I thought of a new word:

Wonky tonk. Noun. An American sports bar where British people go to get schnockered.

i.e. Hooters



Or...

Wonky tonk. Adjective. Describing an action British people perform that is exceedingly American backwoods.

i.e. Lady Gaga looked all wonky tonk riding that horse.



Yours very truly,
Pistola Webster