How are you on this fine, cold winter night?
One thing that hasn't happened to me in 2011 is that I haven't lost my love for cheesy power pop songs.
In fact, just tonight, in a Amazon MP3 buying frenzy I bought more of it.
Pistola Whipped reveals her obsession with pop music:
It's no secret to the dedicated, almost cult-like fans of Pistola Whipped, that I have no real taste in music. My favorite band, after all, is Pearl Jam. But it goes deeper than that, dear readers. It encompasses those over-produced, hastily written pop songs you hear playing at your local mall and at, apparently, gas pumps.
PW loves that shit!
Whilst downloading even more of these songs to my iPod tonight I took a rather depressing scan of all the songs I downloaded in 2010.
Here they are (power pops ones):
Alicia Keys-Empire State of Mind
Pussycat Dolls-Don't Cha (have you listened to the lyrics? I think these are grown women singing them)
Mary J. Blige-Family Affair (or what I like to refer to as the Crunk song)
TLC-the entire catalog
Beyonce-Halo (from the album she went all Garth Brooks on)
Justin Timberlake-Sexy Back
Kim Zolciak-Tardy for the Party
Lady Gaga-too many to list
and this is almost too painful to admit,
Kelly Clarkson-My Life Would Suck Without You
This is an abbreviated list, but revealing it to you makes me understand how Level III sex offenders probably feel when they have to introduce themselves to their neighbors.
Spin that record,